yes yes yawl, el bimblette finally decided to show up, all 8lbs 8oz's of her. she was called ruby on friday, miai for bit followed by turtle, george, yoshi, and squatch pants and has for most of the day been meg. Kirst and the baby formerly known as ruby is both well, home and akip. despite much head wettage i is fine too although it hurts when i stand up. feel free to come round, have a look and be glad you aint got one.x

and theyre off.... do i look worried? k says gas & air is the business!
5 hours, no pain killers some swearing and a whole heap of pushing like a bugger later even the midwife said blimey thats a big heed kirst says you can f@*k off if you think im doing that again
meg says i wanna go back stop take pictures and go away mim comes to check out the competition
mim says it looks like turtle check out the dad nose and chin, poor bugger, least she aint got the beard please tell me hes not my dad
moggert finds the whole thing boring who put her in washing up bowl it just pumped on me.
caaaaaaake k's ma says hello hmm im sure he said if you see me going all gagga over a baby you can shoot me
home time whey hey. mim takes up smoking  

 

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