Summerholidays
and super Hols came to stay. I promised we'd go camping,
but no one was brave enough to camp in our garden
after id told them about giant slugs that crawled
up your nose, so we ended up staying in the lovely
resort known as playa del frontroomio.It all started
well enough until mim got the hump and threw a spaz,
so she got sent to bed while me and hols stayed the
night and i woke up with a floorboard lodged in my
spine.