OK flids here the plan. Nora reckons she can find the worlds bestest bestest ever shop-front/door,sale ,any old sign type sign wotsit, I said she couldn't , she said she could, i said she couldn't, she said she could , so i told her shut up, so she hit me. There was only one way to settle it that didn't invovle my legs getting broken, so here it is. Let the worldwide battle royale commence, forget the mr T versus Rocky, this is the heavyweight, back breaker, top shotter, big shitter, shop sign super supreme showdown. Any one can join in so please feel free to don your mums tights and get ready to Rhuuuuuuuumble. Ow send stuff to me

ROUND 1

here comes my first move, opening the proceedings with
a face first nipple twist shazam!

Bam! theres a new kid on the block ani rocks in with a double suplex windmill round house gin house, so far Nora aint done shit and is on the ropes.
Buuckeeeeerk, Nasty Nora rocks the stadium with a backcracknsack smash

Its a five way slam down sort of thing as Krust flys in with a old style edwardian sideburn grabbing corset busting knee drop.

faarrrrrlpmph, its a ball busting belly flop from my corner, surely its not allowe-

 

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tickle me tastebuds is a chargrillled Bulldog, 3/4 Facelock in midair(assisted)piece
of toast, take it like a super reverse half kick knee drop to the eyelid.

Its all out war, its ANnI with a Backbreaker, Gorilla Press

and to top it all off shes gives good massatges

bugger me here comes a Boston Crab, Behind the neck single leg bell flicking hair removal 360 cock drop

 

let me hear you shout WOOOOO WOR hs, back it up for a Power Bomb, Spinning Gut Wrench, ninja style wax on wax off attack from none other than mighty MIM
Captain Luton joins the fray pulling off a awsome Splash, Running Handspring Backflip rib crunching, sausage muching,3/4 nipple tweak


watch out kids here comes a squadrupple cripple reverse ball sack back whack from me and my new but oh so powerful side kick the round about 12-pixel-shit phone

 

hmmm, crispy willy any one hungry

continuing in the spirit of genitals
try this one for size, well not literally of course
your town, your paper, your big pile of shite.
yet more classy bromleyness, Im gonna buy a transit van a get a sticker that says trainee child abductor, nice eh
I have a sneaky suspiscion that they might be lying!

that just about wraps up the combine attack from me,im off for a unday oring coffe at te ocal favurte , ht ossi afe

Smell the power of love, its the all mightily, happily married, two headed, master of disaster, with a four handed, head whipping, ankle snapping, insider spider flying ball kick.

this is a tricky one so i've had to put it in crapfitti too, beat that you mear mortal scumbuckets
hiiiiiiya! its been a while and then kapow, a very nice person called ben sent this, and owh my goodness what a fucking beauty!