you know all those wankers that make loads of money, buying old ladies stuff from bootfairs and selling it on ebay.I just buy rubbish and keep it cos i like it.

or...

As if buying shit records wasn't enough to make kirst chop of my head with a hedge cutter and burry me under the patio, i thought why ot fill our house with lots of other toot.

 

 

boot fair challenge: just how much guff can £10 buy? heres last sundays bumper bag of plop

when I say last sundays, i mean ages ago but you try cutting round fifteen poxy care bears after a bottle of wine.