i tell yer if this baby doesnt arrive soon im gonna poo meslf invisible. kirst is fine, reading every handbag, beauty, baby and d-list celebrity magazine ever printed, while i have chosen the more sensible option of drinking like a big hairy fish just incase it helps.Its nice while its quiet, and it gives us a chance to go over the shortlist of four thousand names that kirst has narrowed it down to, i still think windolene is a goodun.

1 day overdue and still no bambino
2 days overdue and still nuffing
3 days overdue and ......kirst did do a big poo , does that count
4 days overdue, still no nipper, so i went and got very drunk
5 days overdue, im hungover and still no tiny purple person.
6 days overdue, i give up. wheres the gin
7 days overdue, this is getting silly
8 days overdue, 8 days! 8 thats 8 days of overdueness 8 for godsake
9 yes youve guessed it nicht un bratwurst.
10 days induction time, this little buggers number is up